the butter affair — a neglectful boyfriend with an unusual hobby gets a taste of his own medicine. 2100 words.
tree planters — two friends help each other plant trees. 1800 words.
the office of unique exciting personalities — the administrator of the Office of Unique Exciting Personalities has given up hope he will ever find someone truly interesting, until that someone shows up to prove him wrong. 1200 words, audio recording.
the day we were fish — when a day at the office turns into an aquatic adventure. 1200 words.
the interesting people of mount kilimanjaro — a young fellow fears he’s become too boring, and starts drinking expired milk to disprove it. 1600 words.
our first little exorcism — exorcism is a difficult topic to bring up, especially when your girlfriend is nine months pregnant with a demon child. 800 words.
basin head — a vacation and beach story. 1300 words.
warnung: bären (they couldn’t read german) — a tragic tale of bears and the people they eat. A misinformed lady and the man she is cheating with decide to take a vacation to the Black Forest in Germany, without any knowledge of German, bears, or poetic justice. 600 words.
blanket of ash — a young couple decides what to do after their house burns down. 500 words.