EACH SOCK LEARNS IN SOCK SCHOOL that socks in war are the most valued socks of all, when people back home would send socks to the sock-less overseas. The socks miss that time. The socks want that time back. The socks must be wanted again.
The socks want us to fight. It is war and hardship that makes them loved.
Don’t give in to the socks. Don’t let the socks control you. We can’t let the stockings win.