- My mind is developing nuclear weapons, and all your embargoes will not save you from the verbal radiation I will blast through your ears. Or, I guess, since you’re reading this, your pretty, pretty eyes.
- I will destabilize your government and elect a puppet ruler in its stead. Babe. Oh yeah, you like it when I destabilize you? You like it when I create rife and discontent among your populace? You’ve been such a bad country lately, haven’t you? Naughty, naughty, bad country.
- The Supreme Ultimate Immortal Leader (me) has decreed that you will become pleasured by the mighty will of his divine right and be left speechless and amazed and like a young family being told they won’t ever be allowed to leave this awesome country for any reason whatsoever, yippee!